Although I like Thanksgiving Dinner (which I have renamed the day) I have about had it with the BS that each holiday brings; so I have decided to make up some new ones... feel free to join me. And don't give me your warm fuzzies about holidays - it is eating and hauling kids from one house to the other so blah blah blah .
Claar's Revised National Holidays:
*Stay home from work because it sucks day - mom like me... kids go to sitter
*Don't have to go to your in laws day
*Punch an idiot day
*Call someone just to let them know what you really think of them day
*Media must be positive day
Claar's Revised National Holidays:
*Stay home from work because it sucks day - mom like me... kids go to sitter
*Don't have to go to your in laws day
*Punch an idiot day
*Call someone just to let them know what you really think of them day
*Media must be positive day
*Stay home in bed with your spouse day - cohabitators must work, serves you right - singles watch the kids (doubles as national birth control day) :)
*Use profanity without guilt day
*Eat ice cream because you are fat anyway day
And although it does not fall in with my new holidays just a reminder to get your shopping done for national buy crap for the people you feel obligated to day. And yes I am on one, it is allowed every once in a while.
:) Claar
*Use profanity without guilt day
*Eat ice cream because you are fat anyway day
And although it does not fall in with my new holidays just a reminder to get your shopping done for national buy crap for the people you feel obligated to day. And yes I am on one, it is allowed every once in a while.
:) Claar
3 comments:
How about a national honk your horn at stupid drivers day...I could really get some good use out of that one. :)
Punch an idiot day-I love that one!
-Jerry
I love emily.... she really is a great person!
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