Now many people understand that I was not exactly born a Domestic Diva. Cooking, Cleaning, Mommy stuff... let's just say it is coming with practice.Yesterday I decided our shower was dirty and what better to kill germs than bleach. Well if you are going to use bleach why not do it at the beginning of a shower then you can just clean it all up while you are in there. And if you really want it to work you better use a crap load of it... right?
Evidently not, nearly died! And heaven forbid I step out of the shower and risk getting bleach on the priceless old yellow bathroom mat inherited from my grandmother's house! No, no, Claar the "tough woman" stayed in the toxic shower eyes watering, coughing, certain death, breathing into a towel until it got better.
Later when I told Mike he was like, "yeah of course"... looks like he will be cleaning the shower from now on.
-Claar (who now has the black lung, an eye twitch, and drags a leg) :)
4 comments:
That is hilarious! I am glad you are ok though!
Hey, come clean my shower...
Having personally cleaned the shower in mention many a times, may I make a recommendation..... Soft scrub with bleach on the floor, and Don Aslet's Showers and stuff on the walls and shower door.
Man, Claar! Reading this post takes me back to growing up and some other classic moments. I was laughing out loud. Thanks for the story. I hope everything feels better now and I am sorry that is was terrible while it lasted.
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