Things to remember when your 1 year old kicks you in the face...

1. Believe it or not you asked for this.
2. Remember all those times crying when you didn't have kids... now you can cry over your fat lip instead.
3. Could have been worse, he could have been wearing cleats.
4. When all else fails consider it come-uppins for all the crap you gave your parents.

A big thank you to my mother who has had Sir Maximus for a sleep over since his royal fit allowing me a good 18 hrs. to find it humorous instead of tying him up. :)